Pablo is an huge WWE fan, and he’s hosting a fiesta for all of hist bros to watch WrestleMania XL Saturday, the first night of the biggest WrestleMania of all time.
Pablo
Oh man, I’m so excited! WrestleMania va a estar con todo!
Greg
I agree Pablo. I am sure it will be an very entertaining affair.
Pablo
Chingon Greg! It’s going to be chingon!
Greg
Oh yes, of course, quite “chingon”.
Pablo
I can’t wait to see the biggest main event of all time. The great one, The Final Boss, The Rock teaming up with possibly the greatest WWE champion of all time, Roman Reigns, against Seth “Freakin” Rollins and my man, Cody Rhodes, who could finally finish his story tomorrow, depending on how things go down tonight. It’s going to be lit!
Carlos
Bro… calm down. You do know this shit ain’t real right?
Pablo
What’d you say Carlos?
Greg
Oh good heavens Carlos, take that back! You have committed a dire mistake.
Carlos
Uhh…
Pablo
IT IS REAL CARLOS!!! It’s real entertainment. It’s live action telenovelas, theater with muscles and physical excellence. Do you have any idea of how much work they put in, how hard it is to do what they do?
Carlos
Calmate wey, you’re getting worked up.
Pablo
Well don’t say shit about the WWE. I grew up watching this since I was kid. It’s like familia to me.
Carlos
Alright man, sorry! It’s real, it’s real. Sheesh!
Pablo
Well ok then.
Greg
…
Pablo
Quiet quiet. It’s starting!
A few hours later…
Pablo
No manches! That was amazing! So many good matches, and the main event, de poca madre!
Greg
Oh bravo. It was quite a show.
Pablo
I know right! What’d you think Carlos?
Carlos
It was alright.
Pablo
What? No mames. What’d you really think?
Carlos
Well, la neta, there were some good matches. I liked watching Rey Mysterio and los paisas.
Pablo
Gotta support los paisas.
Carlos
That was fun, until it was ruined by the Eagles players.
Greg
Not a fan I see.
Carlos
The tag ladders match was good, and R-Truth is always fun to watch.
Pablo
Gotta love the Awesome Truth.
Carlos
I definitely enjoyed las mamacitas from the 3 on 3 woman’s match. That Jade Cargill, DAMN! Esta bien buena!
Greg
Oh yes, I agree with that. Quite the delight.
Carlos
But the black on Asian violence… I felt like I was back in the hood.
Greg
…
Carlos
But that’s about it, everything else was… kind of shit.
The Rhea match was bad and boring.
The Usos, who cares?
Gunther losing!? Really? That looked sooo set-up and unrealistic. Dumb.
And that main event… it was just stupid, really stupid.
Pablo
… what?
Carlos
There were no Wrestling moves for the majority of the match, just lame punches and kicks. Roman Reigns has no talent, ZERO wrestling moves. Ese vato just did some shitty shoulder “spear” tackles and a stupid “Superman” punch, more like fucking fairy stroke.
Seth and Cory tried to carry the match. They took all the risks and performed all the moves that required any kind of skill, and even then Roman screwed them up when on the receiving end.
The crowd was split, or just damn confused, not knowing who to cheer for or what to shout, but they at least agreed that Roman sucks.
Greg
Wait a moment Carlos, you are being too harsh on Roman, the man has been fighting Leukemia.
Carlos
I’m not talking about the “real” person, mis respetos for him and all wrestlers for what they do, but his Roman persona is boring de madres.
Pablo
…
Carlos
Overall, it kinda sucked.
Pablo
You know what… se acabo la fiesta! Orale a la chingada!