Pablo is hosting another fiesta for his bros to watch WrestleMania XL Sunday, the second night of the biggest WrestleMania of all time. Carlos is also invited, but with the condition that he doesn’t talk smack and ruin Pablo’s excitement.
Pablo
Night two, here we go. There’s some big matches tonight, and the biggest main event of all time!
Greg
I hope it will be as exciting as yesterday’s event.
Pablo
Claro! It will be even better. There are multiple titles on the line, the United States Championship, the World Heavyweight Championship, the WWE Women’s Championship, and of course, the Undisputed WWE Universal Championship!
Carlos
…
Pablo
Cody Rhodes vs Roman Reigns one more time! I can’t even imagine how the main event will go down with bloodline rules. Cody la tiene dificil, he has everything against him. But who will come out to help him? I’m sure he wont be alone. Someone’s gotta have his back.
Greg
He is in great need of aid. It will be an arduous challenge.
Pablo
…right.
Pablo
Oye Carlos, you haven’t said anything.
Carlos
…
Pablo
Are we cool?
Carlos
Simon. I’ll be quiet. Don’t worry about me. Just enjoy the show.
Pablo
Orales pues.
Carlos
Mejor pasame una chela. I need a beer.
Pablo
Get ready, it’s starting!
A few hours later…
Pablo
CODY! CODY! CODY! CODY! CODY!
Carlos
…
Pablo
Por fin! He finally did it! Cody finished his story! That shit was amazing! Best WrestleMania EVER!!!
Greg
Yes indeed. It was quite entertaining. I enjoyed it very much so.
Pablo
A huevo Greg! Chingonsisimo!!! All the matches were sooo good!
Carlos
…
Pablo
Soo sad to see Seth “Freakin” Rollins lose to Drew McIntyre, but Seth was injured from last night so I wasn’t surprised by that, and Drew did deserve to win. Se lo gano. But I can’t believe that Damien Priest came out and took it from Drew like that. Totally unexpected!
Carlos
(sighs)
Pablo
The Philadelphia Street Fight match… it had Bubba Ray Dudley! It was awesome!
LA Knight vs AJ Styles, hard fought and great the LA Knight got his WrestleMania win!
Logan Paul really surprised me by beating Randy Orton and Kevin Owens. Ese vato has grown.
Greg
I have to say, those matches resulted in a much better experience than had I anticipated.
Carlos
(coughs)
Pablo
And what about Iyo Sky taking on Bayley!? It was a great match. They have sooo much talent. Tremendo talento! They did everything well. I’m so glad Bayley got the win and her revenge. It could have been the best match of all of WrestleMania XL, but it was only second to… the big main event.
Carlos
Here we go…
Pablo
Sin palabras! So many good moments, such an amazing match! Seeing all these legends come out and face off against one another brought back a lot of memories, even if only for a little while. The Rock, John Cena, and The Undertaker… wow! I almost cried. No lo puedo creer!
Greg
Carlos, even you have to agree that it was a good show.
Carlos
I ain’t saying shit.
Pablo
Come on Carlos, you know it was good.
Carlos
Well…
Pablo
Bro, come on!
Carlos
Pues…
Pablo
La neta.
Carlos
La neta… si, it was AWESOME! I got to see my heroes again! This felt old school! The Rock in a face-off against John Cena, wow. And The Undertaker, the dead man coming back one last time to set things right, that sent chills down my spine! Se me puso la piel chinita.
Pablo
A HUEVO!
Greg
Chingon!
Carlos
I’ll just say one thing. Wrestling is cool again!